computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different
And that really mega bytes.
application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used
A keyboard was a piano.
was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
you had a 3-in. floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.
on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did
with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.
guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they