| Benign | What you might be after you be eight |
| Bacteria | Back door to cafeteria |
| Barium | What you do with dead folks |
| Cesarean Section | A neighbourhood in Rome |
| Cauterize | Made eye contact with a woman |
| Colic | A sheep dog |
| Coma | A punctuation mark |
| D & C | Where Washington is |
| Dilate | To live longer than your kids |
| Enema | Not a friend |
| Fester | Quicker than someone else |
| Fibula | A small lie |
| G.I. Series | World series of military baseball |
| Hangnail | What you hang your coat on |
| Impotent | Distinguished, well known |
| Labour pain | Getting hurt at work |
| Morbid | A higher offer than I bid |
| Nitrate | Cheaper than day rate |
| Medical Staff | A doctor's cane - sometimes shown with a snake |
| Node | I knew it |
| Outpatient | A person who has fainted |
| Pap smear | A fatherhood test |
| Pelvis | Second cousin to Elvis |
| Post Operative | A letter carrier |
| Recovery Room | A place to do upholstery |
| Secretion | Hiding something |
| Terminal illness | Getting sick at the rail or bus station |
| Tumour | More than one |
| Urine | Opposite of mine |
| Varicose | Nearby |
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