a gynaecologist's office:
Jones, at your cervix.
repair what your husband fixed.
days without pizza makes one weak.
don't charge an arm and a leg - we want tows.
On an electrician's truck:
us remove your shorts.
a maternity room door:
an optometrist's office:
you don't see what you're looking for - you've come
to the right place.
a taxidermist's window:
really know our stuff.
a podiatrist's office:
food is expensive - salesmen welcome.
a car dealership:
best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment.
a muffler shop:
appointment necessary - we'll hear you coming.
a veterinarian's waiting room:
back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
the electric company:
would be delighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.