Over a gynaecologist's office:

Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

On a plumber's truck:

We repair what your husband fixed.

 

Over a pizza shop:

7 days without pizza makes one weak.

At a towing company:

We don't charge an arm and a leg - we want tows.

 

On an electrician's truck:

Let us remove your shorts.

 

On a maternity room door:

Push..... push..... push.

 

At an optometrist's office:

If you don't see what you're looking for - you've come to the right place.

 

On a taxidermist's window:

We really know our stuff.

 

In a podiatrist's office:

Time wounds all heels.

 

On a fence:

Dog food is expensive - salesmen welcome.

 

At a car dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment.

 

Outside a muffler shop:

No appointment necessary - we'll hear you coming.

 

In a veterinarian's waiting room:

Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

 

At the electric company:
We would be delighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.

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