Over a gynaecologist's office:

Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

On a plumber's truck:

We repair what your husband fixed.


Over a pizza shop:

7 days without pizza makes one weak.

At a towing company:

We don't charge an arm and a leg - we want tows.


On an electrician's truck:

Let us remove your shorts.


On a maternity room door:

Push..... push..... push.


At an optometrist's office:

If you don't see what you're looking for - you've come to the right place.


On a taxidermist's window:

We really know our stuff.


In a podiatrist's office:

Time wounds all heels.


On a fence:

Dog food is expensive - salesmen welcome.


At a car dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment.


Outside a muffler shop:

No appointment necessary - we'll hear you coming.


In a veterinarian's waiting room:

Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!


At the electric company:
We would be delighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.

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